My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.
friendly reminder that st*pid, l*me, id**t, and d*mb are all ableist
stop using them
they’re not cool
Friendly reminder that “not cool” is weatherist.
Stop saying that.
gimme a fucking break. grow a spine. get a thicker skin. get over your self. “ableist.” what shit.
I don’t know why but this is important to me.
welcome to Texas
Chicago is only funny because Illinois government is a joke and we have a comedy school.
I’ll try and make Jacksonville funnier y’all
You’re actually what makes it at the bottom of the list. Move to Atlanta. I bet their rating would drop.
move to Atlanta so you can be friends with me and we’ll make the entire world laugh! whiskeymakesmefriskyyyy
ayyyyyyy whuddup darby. lol
I really wonder how much porn on here is actually of underage girls who thinks it’s cool to post nudes and think they won’t get in trouble ?
More than alot but less than a fuck ton
I wonder this a lot. The answer would probably be horrifying.
SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL