Here for a good time

carpe-diem-rah:

My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.

proudgayconservative:

poppypicklesticks:

noctechorum:

friendly reminder that st*pid, l*me, id**t, and d*mb are all ableist

stop using them

they’re not cool

Friendly reminder: 

no 

Friendly reminder that “not cool” is weatherist.

Stop saying that.

It’s lame. 

gimme a fucking break. grow a spine. get a thicker skin. get over your self. “ableist.” what shit.

warmbesideyoursmile:

sportsandsyntax:

whiskeymakesmefriskyyyy:

nhprep:

stayy0ungandwild:

satanstrophywife:

23casualties:

laughingsquid:

The Funniest Cities in the United States as Ranked by the Humor Research Lab at University of Colorado

I don’t know why but this is important to me.

welcome to Texas

Chicago is only funny because Illinois government is a joke and we have a comedy school.

ayyeee boston

I’ll try and make Jacksonville funnier y’all

You’re actually what makes it at the bottom of the list. Move to Atlanta. I bet their rating would drop. 

move to Atlanta so you can be friends with me and we’ll make the entire world laugh! whiskeymakesmefriskyyyy

ayyyyyyy whuddup darby. lol

warmbesideyoursmile:

sportsandsyntax:

whiskeymakesmefriskyyyy:

nhprep:

stayy0ungandwild:

satanstrophywife:

23casualties:

laughingsquid:

The Funniest Cities in the United States as Ranked by the Humor Research Lab at University of Colorado

I don’t know why but this is important to me.

welcome to Texas

Chicago is only funny because Illinois government is a joke and we have a comedy school.

ayyeee boston

I’ll try and make Jacksonville funnier y’all

You’re actually what makes it at the bottom of the list. Move to Atlanta. I bet their rating would drop. 

move to Atlanta so you can be friends with me and we’ll make the entire world laugh! whiskeymakesmefriskyyyy

ayyyyyyy whuddup darby. lol

She looks so chill lol.

She looks so chill lol.

mossyoakswampdonkey:

onessmokin:

I really wonder how much porn on here is actually of underage girls who thinks it’s cool to post nudes and think they won’t get in trouble ?

More than alot but less than a fuck ton

I wonder this a lot. The answer would probably be horrifying.

Liberals: There's no such thing as race.
Liberals: Race is a social construct.
Liberals: We need more POC's, and diversity of race in ever part of America.

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

tschaikovsky:

Basically tumblr